World Cup in Japan

The World Cup is going on right now, and Japan is in getting in the spirit in a big way. It's part of Japan's komumin-sei (the "national personality" that I write about every so often) to want to be included in international events with the other countries of the world, and Japanese fans are really excited to join in. I caught a TV show the other day that pit two teams of soccer fans -- one made up of Japanese "talents" (a generic word for TV personalities) and a gaijin team of Japanese-bilingual foreigners -- in a battle of World Cup related trivia. The foreign team won the contest handily.

One of the questions put forth to the participants was especially interesting, I thought. A ship carrying people from different countries starts to take on water, and the captain needs to get each person to jump in the sea immediately. To the American he says, "If you jump in, you'll be seen as a hero," which makes the American man jump in right away. (From the Japanese point of view, Americans seem to have a hero complex.) To the British man the captain says, "If you jump in, you'll be seen as a gentleman." To the Italian: "If you jump in, you'll be popular with women." The German man is told, "You must jump in now, it's the rule," while the captain tells the French man, "Please do not jump in the water." (So Germans are responsive to following rules and French people will always do the opposite of what they're told?) The trivia question the two teams had to answer was, what did the captain say to the Japanese passenger to get him to jump in the water? To see the answer, highlight the following text with your mouse cursor.

The answer was, the captain told the Japanese man that "everyone else is jumping in the water," which made the Japanese passenger happy to do so, too.

Back in the USA

Hello again from J-List. This time, I've made the hop from Japan to San Diego and am enjoying the beautiful weather here (well, better than Japan anyway).

While passing through Narita some signs advertising the various shops located inside the airport caught my eye. "Watch out for your time! Sorry to make you so amazed!" one proclaimed, next to another that said, "This is the place where you can buy your 'DREAM.'" I had to snicker, picturing the poor translator who had to convert the original Japanese slogans into English, despite the reality that some phrases just can't be brought over in a way that makes them sound natural. I have a gaijin friend who works as a translator, and sometimes he gets jobs "editing" English translations that had been made by native Japanese speakers. Reading phrases like the above, I feel sorry for him.

You've Been in Japan Too Long If You "Teach" Someone Your Phone Number

You've been in Japan too long if you "teach" someone your phone number. In Japanese, you'd usually use the phrase oshiete kudasai (lit. "please teach me") when asking someone to communicate information to you rather than itte kudasai ("please say"), as we might in English. When learning Japanese, it can be difficult to figure out which words to use for everyday situations, above and beyond learning the words themselves. What's funny is, the rules of your new language can get in the way of your first language, a concept called "interference." In Japanese, the words for "splinter" (a tiny piece of wood) and "thorn" (the sharp protrusions on a rose stem) are the same, toge (toh-gay), which took me a while to get down in Japanese. Once while in the U.S., my daughter got a splinter in her finger, but silly gaijin that I am, I said, "Oh no, you got a thorn!" causing my mother to wonder how her son could make a mistake like that. I've also been temporarily confused by the words "mother-in-law" and "stepmother," which are both represented by the same word, gibo. This is what happens when you go nearly 20 years without recalling certain words.

Even more confusion: cactus needles are also called toge.

Of Train Station Bento and Tokyo Fashions

Over the weekend I took a trip down to Tokyo for a business meeting and to enjoy some quality shochu and yakitori with friends. I was leaving the house around lunchtime when my mother-in-law asked if I wanted some of the curry she was cooking before I left. I told her no thanks -- what I wanted for lunch was ekiben, the famous "train station bento" that you buy to eat on a train. The world of train station bento lunches is great -- each station makes it own unique type, which represents what that part of Japan is known for. If you visit Toyama along the Sea of Japan, buying masu-no-sushi bento (salmon sushi sold in a big wooden frame) is great, and when my son and I made our trip to Hokkaido, we knew we had to try Ikemeshi Bento. The nearby city of Takasaki is famous for daruma dolls, so naturally you can buy Daruma Bento at the train station there. If you are interested in Japan's ekiben, we've got a really nice guidebook about train station bento culture on the site today.

Walking around Tokyo is always fun. In my home prefecture of Gunma, located about 100 km northwest of Tokyo, most people drive their cars when they need to go somewhere, but in Tokyo it's more common to use the the extensive network of trains and subways instead. This means you've always got at least 50-100 people around you whenever you're out and about, which means plenty of opportunity for one of my favorite hobbies, people-watching. Yes, I love checking out out the random people I see on the trains and occasionally posting about what I see on my Twitter feed. As usual, I'm always amazed at the intensity of the fashion culture I see in Japan's capital, with extremely attractive Tokyo girls sporting interesting fashions that can sometimes make my eyes spin in their sockets. By which I mean they are so beautiful that foreigners in Gunma informally talk about to the "Wall of Omiya" (a city between Gunma and Tokyo) as the point where all the pretty, stylish girls get off the train. 

Remember, J-List always has interesting J-fashion items, from magazines to Goth-Loli outfits and accessories to those dreamy "Absolute Zone" over-knee socks, on our Japanese Fashion Page.

Tokyo is a very fashionable place; I'm a big fan of ekiben, Japan's train station bento culture.

2010, the Summer of Evangelion

It's the Summer of Evangelion in Japan this year, and J-List is working hard to find fun Eva-related products for the site. From the UCC Coffee + figures sets to those dreamy Evangelion car sun shades to the gorgeous Evangelion 2.22 movie Blu-Ray and DVD and various prepainted figures, we have something for every fan. Click here to browse all Evangelion related products, or here to see the top Evangelion anime products sorted by popularity.

Japan's New Prime Minister is Laughing at the Super Intellect

As expected, the next Prime Minister of Japan has been chosen, and it's former Finance Minister Naoto Kan (warning, link contains sound). I've been a fan of Mr. Kan's ever since he did the right thing during a terrible scandal involving hemophilia patients who'd received tainted blood due to inept government policies, and I'm sure he's as well equipped as anyone to handle the changes Japan is facing. Hailing from Yamaguchi Prefecture on the westernmost tip of the main Japanese island of Honshu -- it's famous for fugu, the blowfish that almost killed Homer Simpson -- Mr. Kan is the first Japanese leader in a while that isn't a "thoroughbred," the term the Japanese media uses to describe blue-blooded politicians whose fathers and grandfathers also served as Prime Ministers. Incredibly, Mr. Kan is the 14th Japanese leader to hold office since I came to Japan in 1991, a period that saw only four leaders each in the U.S. and U.K. In fact, Japan has had twice as many leaders as the U.S. despite having half our history. What does this say about Japan? It's hard to know for sure, but one idea might be deru kui wa utareru, or "the standing nail is driven." According to this theory, the long-standing tradition of Japanese disliking anyone who stands out or rises above everyone else causes people to fail to support their leaders after they've taken office.

Naoto Kan is the 94th Prime Minister of Japan, and he's laughing at the superior intellect

I Live in the Detroit of Pachinko

Near our house, we can see the Sphinx, the Statue of Liberty, and many other interesting wonders of world. These are pachinko parlors, a major source of entertainment for many Japanese men and women in Japan. An odd game which I don't pretend to understand, you basically buy a bucket of balls for $50, then sit for hours trying to hold a controller in just the right position to make most of the balls go into certain holes in the pachinko machine. Since "gambling" is illegal in Japan, except for certain events like horse, boat and bicycle racing, you don't win money if you get more balls than you started out with -- you get valuable prizes which you redeem for cash at a shady building next to the pachinko parlor. For whatever reason, J-List's home prefecture of Gunma is the "Detroit" of the pachinko world, with several of the largest manufacturers located here.

 

There's a lot of crossover between anime and pachinko these days.

The Anime Brain

Learning a foreign language like Japanese is fun because it makes you more aware of how your own brain works. Like the "mystery of translation" I've written about before, the way the actual act of translating, say, a line from a dating-sim game we've licensed is not done by my conscious mind, but instead by a deeper place inside my brain. I mentally place a word or sentence that I want to translate into a special place in my mind and -- ding! -- a few seconds later I have the translation I need, just like cooking something in the microwave. I'm also amazed at the way the human brain can identify the subtleties of different human voices. I'm currently watching A Certain Scientific Railgun, enjoying the antics of the strong yuri character Kuroko. The first time I heard her character speak I knew instantly that she was voiced by talented seiyu Satomi Arai, who also played the kind-hearted ninja-maid from Code Geass. What a piece of work is the human brain!

Kuroko (left) is one of the more interesting characters in anime these days.

iTunes Japan Cards, For Your Anime Song Listening Pleasure

J-List offers the iTunes Japan prepaid cards, which are very popular with our customers as a way of plugging into Japan digitally. Looking for all the awesome music to the Railgun/Index anime series? It's available on iTunes Japan. How about the soundtrack to the new Evangelion 2.22 movie, or Hikaru Utada's eerily beautiful ending theme/remix? Got that too. Or see the full lineup of Miku Hatsue songs that are available. Of course the iTunes Japan cards also enable you to buy Japan-only applications for iPhone/iPad. Why not order a card or three now? (Note: these links are iTunes store links. If they don't come up for you, log out of your current account and try again.)

Paradigm Shift in Japan: No Street Names

One of the challenges of getting used to my new life in Japan was the total lack of street names, which made it difficult for me to learn my way around in my new city. Except for certain major thoroughfares like National Road 17, which will take you to Tokyo, roads here lack names of any kind and are referred to abstractly, e.g. "the road between the elementary school and the convenience store." Adapting a French model, Japan breaks their land into prefectures (ken), cities (shi), and towns (machi or cho), with the towns divided into smaller blocks like 3-chome (third block), and so on. A Japanese address looks something like "Gunma-ken Isesaki-shi Sakura-cho 2-19-15" (in Japanese, 群馬県伊勢崎市桜町２−１９−１５), but if you ever try to visit a place based on this information you'll be driving around in circles, as the only people who can make sense of a Japanese address are postal workers. Instead, to find a given location you nearly always need a map, which is why most every printed advertisement will have a map indicating how to get to shop. Car GPS systems are also a very nice thing to have when driving in Japan.

Most ads and websites will feature simple maps to help you get to a place.

A Trip to the Eye Doctor

I've been bothered by a dry eye condition over the past few days, really not a fun experience, and yesterday I went to the doctor to get checked out. As is often the case, the doctor who looked at my eyes had a bit of a complex about English, since all doctors study several years of English medical terminology yet seldom get to use that knowledge. Despite the fact that I was talking to him in proper Japanese while I explained my symptoms, he felt compelled to diagnose me using English, using terms that I'd never heard in my life. I've lived in Japan long enough to know that Japanese expect native English speakers to know every word ever coined in the language, so did my best to nod and play along.

Asuka says, everyone take care of your eyes, m'kay?

Sayonara, Hatoyama-san

Well, Japan is bidding farewell to yet another Prime Minister, with Yukio Hatoyama's announcement that he'll be quitting the job after eight months, along with embattled kingmaker Ozawa. While the main reasons for Hatoyama's departure are his failure to find an alternate location for the Futenma U.S. base in Okinawa and money-related scandals -- he "forgot" to declare $10 million in payments he received from his mother, heir to the Bridgestone tire fortune -- there are other reasons his cabinet lost public support. In order to get voters to to give them a majority, the Democratic Party of Japan had to make some big promises in their "Manifesto," including paying families $250 per child per month and making all Japan's toll freeways "free," all of which would be paid for by canceling a few unnecessary public works projects. The reality has proved more challenging, and several campaign promises have been put on hold indefinitely. Who will replace Hatoyama as Japan's top leader? Smart-looking Foreign Minister Katsuya Okada? National Policy Minister Yoshito Sengoku, with his cool-sounding name? The Star Trek fan in me is rooting for Finance Minister Naoto Kan, because no one would ever forget his name. KHAAAAN!

As soon as the next PM is chosen, we'll open the poole on how many months he'll last and what his reason for quitting will be ("bad health" etc.). 

Fade to Black: Hatoyama and Ozawa announce their resignation.

Traditional 'Dagashi' Showa Era Candy at J-List

J-List is a great place to find the newest and coolest stuff from Japan. But you can also find the oldest stuff, including the traditional candy of the Showa Period, called dagashi. From classic Sakuma Drops (as seen in Grave of the Fireflies) to the new Kyoto-style traditional candy and awesome Kompeito, J-List has a huge selection for you to browse. One candy that's fun is neri ame or "kneading candy" which is a liquid candy you mix with chopsticks for several minutes, until it becomes firm enough to eat. Best of all, these traditional candies are very inexpensive, so you can get a great sampling for $20 or so.

What Color is the Sun?

Sometimes something as simple as color can illustrate interesting cultural differences. If I asked you what color the sun was, you might answer that it's yellow, or orange, or white. However, many Japanese will tell you that it's "red." This seems to be a difference in cultural perception -- the red circle in the Japanese flag is called hi-no-maru or circle-of-the-sun, and the Japanese "see" this color when they look at the sun. There are other cultural snafus you can encounter when dealing with colors. Westerners have eyes that are blue or green or hazel or brown, but if you ask a Japanese person what color their eyes are, they'll always answer "black" since to their thinking, the center of the eye is what you're asking about, not the iris. Then there's the tradition of referring to certain shades of green with the word aoi, which means "blue," which causes mass confusion among foreigners who can't understand how green traffic lights could possibly be thought of as being blue.

Little things like how colors are perceived can different from country to country.

Traditional Card Game for Learning About Local History

The Japanese are good at coming up with innovative ways of committing information to memory. Like the man who memorized pi to 100,000 decimal places by using mnemonic hooks that made it easier for his brain to visualize each successive number. One tool used to teach local history in my home prefecture of Gunma is called Jomo Karuta. Here's how it works: a deck of cards with a single hiragana character on each is laid out at random, while two or more children hover over the cards, ready to play. Using a second deck of cards, an adult reads historical phrases like "Gunma, in the shape of a crane in flight" or "Ikaho hot springs, famous bathing spot in Japan" and the kids try to grab the card that corresponds to that phrase. In addition to teaching kids about their prefecture's history, the game strengthens family bonds, since my daughter's mother and grandmother both played the same game. Japanese teach many subjects to kids using a variation of the karuta game system -- there's even a Queen's Blade Karuta game on J-List now.

Jomo Karuta is a game for teaching local history.

On the Care and Feeding of Japanese Women

Over the years, I've made various observations about the care and feeding of Japanese females based on my own personal experiences with students, girlfriends and my wife. For one thing, Japanese women tend to be punctual, and can never seem to figure out why when I say "I'll be there in ten minutes" I mean an hour and a half. Japanese love refined white rice and usually eat it three times a day, which has the unfortunate result of giving most women here chronic constipation. From my own viewpoint as a gaijin, Japanese females are likely to have some strange ideas, like how a glass of water that's been sitting out for fifteen minutes must be thrown away because "there's dust in it now." They nearly all have feet that are exactly 23.5 cm in size, so if you ever need to buy shoes for a Japanese woman, go with that size and you'll probably be safe. I've also known several Japanese females who had a bizarre obsession with plucking my facial hairs, delighting in the sound the hairs make as they're pulled out by the roots. What's up with that? I wish I knew. (If you share our fascination with Japanese females, we recommend our popular "Now Accepting Applications for a Japanese Girlfriend" T-shirts, hats and hoodies.)

I do my best to understand Japanese women, but usually fail.

Great Anime T-Shirts for Summer

J-List carries a line of fun anime T-shirts, hoodies and embroidered hats that are stocked in San Diego, and if you need any wacky otaku clothing, please let us know! Our shirts are hand-printed by our dedicated staff in San Diego, not mass-produced in Asia, and all sizes are the full U.S. sizes. You can view all anime and kanji T-shirts, view anime T-shirt for girls and kids, or see the top 50 T-shirts on the site right now.

Strange Japanese Birth Customs

You never know when Japanese customs will catch you off guard. When our kids were born, I insisted on being in the operating room during the birth so I could be the one to cut the umbilical cords and help bring them into the world. This was rare enough that I got some surprised comments from the doctor and nurses, who were impressed with my dedication. I was talking about this event with my wife one day, and she told me "Oh yes, and I still have those umbilical cords saved in a drawer." Supposedly, it's considered a requirement for parents to save that all-important memento of their children when they're born, to dry it and put it in a specially decorated box and keep it safe. Another interesting child-related custom is that of throwing baby teeth that have fallen out either on the roof or under the house, depending on whether the tooth that came out was on the bottom or the top of the mouth, respectively. This ensures that strong teeth will grow in the future.

Oh look, honey, I found an old box in a drawer, I'll just open it and OH MY GOD!

New Advertising Trend: "Twitter Yatteru Yo!"

Japanese advertisers are a creative bunch of people, good at coming up with new and interesting ways to get consumers to think about their products. Like showing the same TV commercial twice back-to-back to make it harder for viewers to tune the ad out subconsciously, or communicating an abstract emotional message, like a commercial about a girl who was angry with her father because he worked too hard and neglected his health by not drinking Regain™ energy drink. In recent years, just about every TV commercial has ended with a Google-like search box showing the company's name being searched for, a subliminal "call to action" advertisers employ called uebu yudo or "web guidance." The newest trend might be to use TV advertisements to get Twitter followers, which was kicked off by the makers of Puccho gummi-filled soft candies, who started adding Twitter yatteru yo! (We're doing Twitter!) at the end of their TV commercials to get people to follow them.

Puccho plugs its Twitter feed in TV commercials -- a new trend?

Evangelion 2.22 Report: It Will Make You Warm Inside

My son and I are loving the new Evangelion 2.22 movie, which is a real joy to watch, especially in Blu-Ray format. A lot of what's fun about the new Eva movies, other than the stunning visuals and (I'll admit it) hilarious fan-service, are the subtle differences made in the characters. In the updated version of the iconic elevator scene between Asuka -- whose family name has been changed from Soryu to Shikinami to reflect the changes in her character -- and Rei, Asuka says, "This is why I hate Japanese people, they never say what they mean. How do you feel about that baka, Shinji?" Rei replies, "I don't know...but when I'm with him I feel warm inside. And I want him to feel warm inside, too." In the original, Rei was far less likely to show actual emotions, and her feelings for Shinji were more vague, while the new Asuka is less tsun tsun (angry, short-tempered) and more dere dere (capable of expressing honest feelings of love).

The new Evangelion movie is a real treat for fans. The fan service is also good.